Gunned down at the Golds Gym

In the Golds Gym parking lot (at 5:30 in the morning, mind you!), with the squirt gun. :) Dustin Cook became the target. Target was walking in what he thought was yet another work out morning. Hitman saw target, got out of her car, and squirted the man down. As the water hit the man, target looked up to see if it was raining. It wasn't, of course, and he became yet another victim of the 44th Ward Assassin game of 2008! So long...sucker!

double killing

We've had another double murder. Brittany LeGrow and Tandy White were killed within 20 minutes of each other

And then there are rumors cycling that Krista Kent hosted a murder mystery party in the name of a Jazz game. Whatever happened that night she sure happened to bring together a number of people who all had it out for each other. Feel free to submit any first hand accounts of what happened.

Two talent show stars have been shot

Following an amazing feat of strength at the Stake talent show last night President Plum was shot. At 10:45PM President Plum was acosted and gunned down. This all occured 2 hours after he demonstrated his amazing strength and endurance. During the Stake talent show President Plum showed what lots of hard work and practice can do for you as he won a push-up contest against some buff dude. They both hit the 60 push-up mark and then, while Pres Plum was still going, the other fellow lost strength.

In other news RC Randall, who also had an equally amazing showing at the talent show with his Tae-Kwon-Do skills was killed 15 minutes prior to Pres Plums shoting.

We do not know at this time if the killings are related. Was this planned? Who is behind these shotings. If you have any news related to this story please let us know (you'll need a gmail account to submit comments)...or email it to chebingham@yahoo.com

Week 1 Review

Watch where you step.

There have been a few killings in our ward this past week.

Barry Falk thought he was going bowling...he was actually walking into a death trap.

Anne Turner was killed in cold blood

Rochelle Waite cracked her door just enough to be startled when she got shot.

Jackie Peterson was nailed at home too.

Then theres Krista Kent's deady exit from Saturday's stake conference session (gotta watch those timeframes...30 mins goes by pretty fast) and the parking lot gets awefully dangerous.

Declaration by President Plum

Thats right, our stake president is in it to win. He has declared, "I will not let you down!" Watch out he might be coming to get you. Unless you are the lucky one to go find him. Have fun and dont forget to send in your pictures.

Wanted: Dead, not alive.

Are you up to the challenge? We need to round up some of those who are avoiding their death trap. The first 3 "deaths" reported over the next 48 hours (until 6:30 PM on Friday) will each receive a package of cookies. Thats right, you "kill" em and and we'll reward you.

Feeling ambitious? Costa Vida gift certificate if all 3 deaths come from the same "killer".

Rules of the Game

Rules of the Game

1) Thou shalt not kill on the Sabbath. From 11:59.999PM on Saturday evening till 12:00AM on Monday morning there will be no killing

2) No killing on sacred ground.

3) The church is sacred ground. No killing in the church or on the church property, but the parking lot is OK.

4) Thou shalt not kill at any church sponsored activity (Home Teaching, Visiting Teaching, FHE, Enrichment, Institute, Ward Prayer, or any other ward activity that is posted in the sacrament meeting program).

5) Nor shall there be any killing 1/2 hour before or 1/2 hour after any church sponsored activity.

6) Thou shalt not kill while the person is at work or at school, nor during any of their breaks.

7) Nor shall there be any killing 1/2 hour before nor 1/2 hour after work or school.

8) If you find out who is trying to kill you, you can 'FREEZE' them from being able to kill you for 24 hours by squirting them before they squirt you.

9) Once you kill your target, you must kill their target.

10) Thou shalt report your deaths within 24 hours of the 'killing'. to report a death email Chris Bingham at chebingham@yahoo.com or text/call Jackie Peterson at 208-220-0519. To report a death be sure to state who the killer was and who was killed. Any fun stories may be included, which may become a post on this blog. Also, pictures or videos are encouraged. Its fun to share the excitement with everyone.

11) Thou shalt only 'kill' with a hand held squirt gun. No super soakers, nor any of their counterfeits, no water grenades, water balloons, water balloon launchers, hoses, Nothing except water.