Sunday, April 13, 2008

Rules of the Game

Rules of the Game

1) Thou shalt not kill on the Sabbath. From 11:59.999PM on Saturday evening till 12:00AM on Monday morning there will be no killing

2) No killing on sacred ground.

3) The church is sacred ground. No killing in the church or on the church property, but the parking lot is OK.

4) Thou shalt not kill at any church sponsored activity (Home Teaching, Visiting Teaching, FHE, Enrichment, Institute, Ward Prayer, or any other ward activity that is posted in the sacrament meeting program).

5) Nor shall there be any killing 1/2 hour before or 1/2 hour after any church sponsored activity.

6) Thou shalt not kill while the person is at work or at school, nor during any of their breaks.

7) Nor shall there be any killing 1/2 hour before nor 1/2 hour after work or school.

8) If you find out who is trying to kill you, you can 'FREEZE' them from being able to kill you for 24 hours by squirting them before they squirt you.

9) Once you kill your target, you must kill their target.

10) Thou shalt report your deaths within 24 hours of the 'killing'. to report a death email Chris Bingham at chebingham@yahoo.com or text/call Jackie Peterson at 208-220-0519. To report a death be sure to state who the killer was and who was killed. Any fun stories may be included, which may become a post on this blog. Also, pictures or videos are encouraged. Its fun to share the excitement with everyone.

11) Thou shalt only 'kill' with a hand held squirt gun. No super soakers, nor any of their counterfeits, no water grenades, water balloons, water balloon launchers, hoses, Nothing except water.

1 comment:

Valery G. said...

Get our your spy kits, camouflage, and warm up your trigger finger! This sounds like a blast!!! I am in!!!